So this morning I got up to go to the Dr.
I noticed that Gypsy had an "accident" on the floor by the front door. Gross! But I went to clean up I realized it was actually a rib. So I figured she had one hidden from the ones she managed to grab off the kitchen counter other night. Nope.
Out of the corner of my eye I spotted another rib by the desk. Then another under the desk. Another had been abandoned near the sewing tables. Meanwhile, Gypsy was watching me from the window seat, but had not made one move towards me.
Where did she get them? Well, brilliant animal that she is. She had gone out back and opened the fridge, somehow managed to get the tray of meat out and had an early morning buffet. One stray hot dog had rolled over in front of the spa. The hamburgers ? Gone. Chicken 1 piece left. Ribs ? History
As I came back into the house, she did have the good grace to look a bit ...... concerned. She slid her bloated self off the window seat and made a lame attempt to suck up to me, but realizing I was not about to have any part of it, she slunk into the bedroom to sleep off her meat induced food coma, or so I thought.
She had actually wandered out back to get that last hot dog.
P.S. In her carnivorous rampage she also tore the door off the freezer section.
Comments (7)
Holycrap!! Have you seen "Marley and Me" yet???
My dog can be ornery but he hasn't opened the fridge (yet)
as terrible as this is, I still had to laugh at it
it never ceases to amaze me what dogs can do! sorry about your fridge.
Wow, that is one industrious dog you have there!
LOL.... Wow never met a dog that determined to have it's meat. Better lock your door at night...
Oh my heavens!~
Thank goodness my pooch can't reach the door handle!
.... and while we are on that stolen food subject.. remember not to use chocolate Christmas ornaments with pets in the house...Debi once decorated her tree with foil covered chocolate ornaments... the 're-decorated' tree all over the was not the only mess with her two dogs.
I've known dogs to unwrap boxes of candies but... opening a 'fridge' is a new one.
Must have been great ribs..